Thursday, August 10, 2006

Prophecy 20

Prophecy 20

And lo, the great one shall be mightily lazy.
He shall not update his blog.
The masses shall wander hopeless.
Despair shall prevail.
The faithful shall turn away.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Prophecy 19

Prophecy 19

And, Lo, the man shall say,
"Where is my banana?"
None shall answer him,
for none shall know where his banana has gone.
Only the banana itself shall know.